obsessionisaperfume:

rootbeerflotsam:

Well, this is the best damn thing.

MAD PROPS TO THAT NARRATOR.

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

outonismo:

Mateus William

outonismo:

Mateus William

xtakingonwaterx:

that last one is exactly how I feel

"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."
— The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)
hottiesam:

I can only draw Destiel when I’m home alone, and that is a rare occurrence. The struggle is real you guys.

hottiesam:

I can only draw Destiel when I’m home alone, and that is a rare occurrence. The struggle is real you guys.

humorprince:

why can’t problems stop following me like hey stop where you are right now i don’t need you

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

rogersx:

They’re onto us.

thewicked-eternity